i was finishing a joint out of my window and all of a sudden this MASSIVE BEE comes flying directly into my face and i nearly pissed my pants

then immediately after he flew straight up to my lightbulb and ended his short life :c farewell sweet bee

i convinced my ex to hang out with me last night and then i showed him all of my lesbian tumblr crushes

my ootm team is division four and we all go to different colleges and some of us have never even met before so we’ve been doing all of our brainstorming (and bullshitting) within a facebook group. now that we’re all coming home from college and world finals is in about a week, we are able to have our first official meeting in just a few days. we’re making our entire skit in like four days i’m gonna throw up

not to mention we’re reppin’ the college where ootm was started

and we’re also pretty attractive

someone nominate us for an omer because i think we sure-as-balls deserve one

being home for the next three months means i’m taking a lot of dumb selfies from boredom

you can’t stop me